When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.
sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Love this haha